DarkJade05's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Girlchan in Paradise Ep2]

HA!!!!2^!!@#$%@!!!&*(@!!!

Loved it. So much I might have to start stalking you.... Might... Probably won't. Stalking seems like a waste of time, and I'm too easily distracted to do that... You'd throw something shiny off into the street and I'd run after it and get hit by a car... I don't want to end up bloody and disemboweled unless its from a motorcycle accident.

I digress, terribly.

Love the flash. Awesome as always. :D I loved how the silver haired dude's mouth ran a mile a minute with like two words to say. Then at one point it got huge. Hilarious. Kudos.

Jade

[Girlchan in Paradise Ep1]

Oh, gosh...

Ego, if only your were closer for me to seduce you, you crazy voice monkey. :3

I'm not into the whole stalking bit, so I'm screwed either way. Damn...

This was a great flash, by the way. I love your humor and my stomach always hurts after watching one of your creations. Now I have watch the second one so I can say more sexy creepy thing. :D

Jade

[Halo: Orions Spartans III]

Huh?

I'm so fucking confused. Awesome graphics and all, but the storyline is lacking.

[Sketched - Haunted Fax]

Ahha haha ha ha!

I love it, murder in the work place. Classic. :P I'm a strong believer in all fax machines are spawns of Satan.

The music is awesome by the way. And Jeff is a hottie... ;)

Kudos,
Jade

sirjeffofshort responds:

Well thank you... on all accounts, haha.

[Tarboy]

I've been blown away...

No really I have been! I'm still peeling myself from the wall.

This was amazing! The animation would kick Tim Burton's ass! The music was perfection! The story was funny, exciting, and adorable(sorry, I'm a girl, I tend to say words like that). I do hope someone recognizes both or you guys' talent and give you all that you dreamed of. Can we expect a part 2? Does Tarboy return and win the day! I'm at the edge of my seat! Throw me off with awesomeness!

Much love:
-Jade

[The Drunken Spartan]

Very nice.

Does anyone else think that Butler looks like Bin Laden in this? lol.

[.: ERROR :.]

What is this Wall-E?

A little more weirder, but that's what this reminded me of. It is a nice animation, could use more work, but you are definitely surpassing me at this point. So kudos. :)

Dan-Dark responds:

wall-e by me

[Zombie Q]

He ate the F-in' bird, and his hand!

That was awesome. I knew he was going to eat the bird(or at least try to), but eat his whole hand?! Yikes... lol. Loved it. Very well done, great animation, story, and humor. Kudos.

-The Dark Jade

[We are the ONE.]

F*** the nay sayers

I loved it. So don't take any heed to the negative comments below me. They just don't have a soft spot left in them is all. The animation was excellent and the concept was refreshing. Keep it up. We need more of this.

I'm a fan of all out violence, but sometimes a step back to breathe and realize some of it is unnecessary is all we need...

Kudos.

[2 - The Story of Khale]

Well, I'm hooked!

I love you style and talent! You are astoundingly awesome. You are imaginative and original. Don't let anyone tell you different! You rock my socks, yo.

-Dark Jade