DarkJade05's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Matrix Reinstall]

The Moses bit, although funny....

In Egypt, the lighter the skin, the better. It showed you were from a higher class. He was a prince at one point. His adoptive mother would not have gotten away with saying "this really is my son" without the pharaoh making her pick up her teeth from the dirt. It was a sign of purity and since Egyptians share the same line as the Hebrews, his queen mommy could get away with it.

Thought I'd hit 'cha with some knowledge. Everything else was hilarious, by the way. I could have sworn having a similar matrix bashing discussion with my older brothers at one point. Great stuff.

[SuperHero Throwdown]

Superman doesn't bleed!

For your first actual flash(the others didn't count because it took no real talent to do in my opinion), this wasn't too bad. Other than the fact that Superman cannot bleed, unless you have kryptonite close by. That is why he is called Superman, 'cause he's super duper. ;) But the effort put into it was plainly seen, I did like it, surprisingly. Keep at it and I know you have some potential for this place.

sleeeeep responds:

Thanks... yes i know all about superman. Yes i know he probobly would have whiped the floor with everyone except maybe invincible. BUT i dont really like superman and i wanted him to lose. Therefore he lost... to all people the RHINO!

[Madness Joker]

Look like efforts was put it, but not enough.

IT wasn't terrible, but it was bad. The whole madness is fast, and crazy killing. You made it slow and looked like the guy was mentally retarded because he kept walking in place when he wasn't moving forward. All in all, keep working on it and you'll be able to keep up with everyone else.

adollfo responds:

thanks for the comment =)

[Ice Cream Pops]

Kinda cute.

Kinda looked like you got this from an acid trip, but I won't assume ;P It was pretty cute.

[Aladdin 3150]

Best Short of all TIME!

I was blown away by the story that draws you in without any dialog. Amazing graphics as well! I want to see more of this on the same story, or at least the same main character. That guy was beyond awesome. I love the others with Flecko, but this puts him in a whole new light. Not only can you be hilarious, but you can show the character as a total bad ass. This is going on my favorites, on the top of the list! Much love!
-Jade

[XIN Session 18 (Finale)]

The best ending for the best flash series!

Okay, I've followed this story since the beginning and I've got to say, wow! I love this series! It is so original, I mean, I've never seen this concept before. Well, I'm not all that into animie, so I wouldn't really know if there was any other stories like this one. Yet, I must say, brova! 5/5 for you!

Who loves you baby? Dark Jade does! Ciao!

[Angrybot 2 - Recess]

AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

okay okay okay *coughs*....nope cant hold it! AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! that was some great shit. AngryBot is my favorite now. woooooooh! i give you a 5/5 on this one. Kepp it up or else!
-The Dark One Of Jade